Smeed's Spookery and Scarery (limp in cocktober edition)

Smeed is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a faggot, nigger, chud, fakecel, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him Snood and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is: "That is not my name!"
@schmeed